The riddle and answer to the riddle on the home page:
You are riding on a beautiful white horse. On your left side is a drop off. On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion. In front of you are four large gazelles which won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them. Behind you is a stampede of horses. What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Think about this before going to the answer.
Answer: Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!!!!!
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I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. The other day I went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot gets caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head first to the ground. My head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Walmart manager came and unplugged it. Thank Goodness for heroes!
A cowboy goes into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen. He walks back into the bar, fires his gun through the ceiling. "Which one of you mothers stole my hoss?" he yells. No one answers. "All right, I’m gonna have one more beer and if my hoss ain’t outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I dun in Texas." He drinks another beer, walks outside, and his horse is back. So he gets on it and gets ready to ride out of town. The bartender walks out of the bar and asks, "Say pardner, what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turns to him, and says, "I had to bloody walk home."
Murphy's Horse Laws
- There is no such thing as a sterile barn cat.
- No one ever notices how you ride until you fall off.
- The least useful horse in your barn will eat the most, require shoes every four weeks, and need the vet at least once a month
- A horse's misbehavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are watching.
- Your favorite tack always gets chewed on, and your new blanket gets torn.
- Tack you hate will never wear out, and blankets you hate cannot be destroyed.
- Horses you hate cannot be sold and will outlive you.
- Clipper blades will become dull when your horse is half clipped.
- If you approach within 50 feet of your barn in clean clothes, you will get dirty.
- The number of horses you own will increase to the number of stalls in your barn.
- Your barn will fall down without baling twine.
- Hoof picks always run away from home.
- If you fall off, you will land on the site of your most recent injury.
- If you are winning, then quit, because there is only one way to go. Down!
How do you...
induce labor in a mare? Take a nap.
cure equine constipation? Load them in a clean trailer.
cure equine insomnia? Show them in a halter class.
get a horse to stay very calm and laid back? Show them in a liberty class.
get a horse to wash his own feet? Clean the water trough and fill it with fresh water.
get a mare to come in heat? Take her to a show.
get a mare in foal the first cover? Let the wrong stallion get out of his stall.
make sure that a mare has that beautiful, perfectly marked foal you always wanted? Sell her before she foals.
get a show horse to set up perfectly and really stretch? Get him out late at night or anytime no one is around to see him.
induce a cold snap in the weather? Clip a horse.
make it rain? Mow a field of hay.
make a small fortune in the horse business? Start with a large one.